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Joke of the Day

"Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'"

"Watson returns from work one day... and finds Sherlock in bed with a very young girl. ""Christ, Sherlock! How old is this girl?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"

"I've always wanted to play smooth jazz while making love... ...but apparently the bedroom is an inappropriate place for a drumkit."

"I was in a 3rd grade talent show and told a few jokes. I quickly got escorted off the stage because I'm 30 and should be at work."

"What do you call a chef who likes his work a bit too much... A Pan-sexual"

"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"

"I think Oranges were named before Carrots ""What are these?"" ""They're orange....oranges"" ""What about these"" ""Shit....long pointys???"" Demitri Martin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVrp_GsinE"

"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"