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Joke of the Day
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
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"TIFU Your girl was on my lap"
"Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA"
"Debra is short for Debrassiere"
"""Do you know how fast you were going?"" 75 in a 55. I'm sorry officer. ""Get out of the car."" *Cop cuddles driver* ""Stop doing this. I worry."""
"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia."
"I just realized something about how I browse Reddit"
"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies."
"A MEXICAN AND A BLACK MAN JUMP OFF A ROOF. WHO LANDS FIRST? A: WHO CARES"