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Joke of the Day

"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."

"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"

"Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest? Because he was barefooted!!!"

"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"

"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."

"My wife told me to stop singing Oasis And I said *maybe*...."

"Whats white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"how do u do molly safely? wear a condm."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"I've just started a band. We're called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet."