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Joke of the Day

"Blonde and a Redhead A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"the plot of hitman is that greg hitman is just trying to go about his day but wacky things always seem to happen when he's around!"

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."

"My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people."

"You know why i love hiking? It is all about the in tents action."

"What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :("

"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."

"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."

"Rap is 75% Crap..."

"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."