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Joke of the Day
"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."
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"At the doctor's... - Sir, you need to stop masturbating. - Why, doc? - So I can start examining you!"
"Why do girls have nipples? Because without them tits would be pointless."
"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."
"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"
"I recently took a hepatitis test... I kicked ass, too. I got two As, a B, and a C!"
"Want to Hulu and chill? There's like 90 seconds of ads so you won't miss any of the show."
"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."
"What would gold say if it could talk? ""A-U"" :|"
"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"