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Joke of the Day
"Relax. You are not paranoid. People really do hate you."
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"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."
"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."
"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"
"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."
"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."
"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."
"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"
"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... ....15 years old and mixed up with coke."