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Joke of the Day

"What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it."

"mad gf How do you know when your girlfriend is mad at you? She leaves the string in the Bloody Mary"

"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"

"What animal brings the most boys to the yard? The [milk snake](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_snake)"

"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the final front ear."

"My favourite Haiku Space is limited In a haiku, so it's hard To finish what you"

"Still in love with various hypothetical women."