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"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"
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"What is the most faithful insect ? A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !"
"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."
"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"
"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"
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"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."
"When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage."
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
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