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Joke of the Day
"What did the number zero say to the number 8? I like your belt"
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"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."
"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."
"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"
"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."
"When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram."
"there should be 1 line at every store for people who have their shit together"
"Watson: ""Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?"" Holmes: ""DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!"""
"What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8"
"What is the holdup on square fruit, scientists?"