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Joke of the Day

"Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe"

"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."

"Luke got Darth Vader a Christmas Present. Darth Vader: Luke... I know what you got me for Christmas... Luke: Nooo! No! No!! How could you possibly know?!?! Darth Vader: I felt your presents."

"You can't buy love, but you can buy a lot of alcohol so just be happy about that."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"So Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is being investigated for child pornography I guess he really did want to ""eat fresh"""

"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."

"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"

"Three Tampons. Three tampons are walking down the street. One is light flow, one medium flow, and one heavy flow. Which one says hi to you? None, they are all stuck up cunts."

"I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet."