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Joke of the Day

"The Horses decided to form a Senate to govern themselves... But they could never get anything done. ""All in favor, say Yay. All opposed, say neigh."""

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"ATTENTION LADIES: I will now be downgrading expectations from someone I can love to someone I can tolerate. Act now while this amazing deal still lasts!"

"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."

"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"

"My friend says he needs to get hydrated immediately. Well, water you waiting for?!"

"How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon? Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare."

"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"

"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."

"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."