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Joke of the Day
"If it was the Well Constructed Tower of Pisa, no one would give a shit."
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"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"
"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pie? Lemon m'ringue pie"
"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."
"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."
"Your call is important to us, we'll interrupt calming music every 30secs for the next 20mins to remind you that your call is important to us"
"School Joke Principal: ""I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"" Johnny: ""Nothing, sir."" Principal: ""Exactly!"""
"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"
"I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous. It's just a shame I'm a lefty."