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Joke of the Day
"If it was the Well Constructed Tower of Pisa, no one would give a shit."
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"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"
"*puts seashell up to ear* Me: I think I can hear the ocea- Seashell: Seven days. You will die in seven days. Me: (to friend) It's for you."
"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."
"Why were you late ? Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !"
"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."
"*I come downstairs to see my dog has eaten my dinner off the counter* Dude, I said I was sorry for eating yours."
"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."
"Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope."
"There was a man who was arrested for masturbating in a public library... He came quietly."