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Joke of the Day
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pie? Lemon m'ringue pie"
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"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."
"Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge. Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you."
"Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a little...""double entendre?"""
"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."
"I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus"
"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A wet nose."
"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."
"""I kid you not"" -Abortion doctor."
"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"