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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"
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"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"
"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."
"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"
"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."
"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"
"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."
"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"
"A Sober Irishman... ."
"I'm not ""rich."" Actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you're talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still"