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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"
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"A girl asked me if I was into anal sex... I said I've never tried it, but I figure it'd be fucking shit."
"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"
"One day she says ""Treat me like a princess,"" the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women..."
"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."
"After 20 years of marriage, the one thing that pisses off my wife ... of 6 years is that I keep a running total."
"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"
"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."