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Joke of the Day

"Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office... Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the backdoor."

"An ISIS recruit asks his wife.. ""Let's try 69 tonight"" Wife says, ""You should rather try 72"". She then blows him up."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"

"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."

"There are reports that Kim Jon Un doesn't have a butthole That's because all of his shit comes out of his mouth"

"Guys, I think Trump's immigration policies just might work China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans."

"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff!"

"50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*"