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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."

"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"

"What do you call a peeping Tom cat? A Purrr-vert."

"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"

"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."

"Did you hear about the guy with no penis? He just comes out of nowhere."

"Him: My brother wants us all to go camping together next summer. Me: Can't go, I'm allergic. Him: To what? Me: Everything you just said."

"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"

"Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out."

"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."