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Joke of the Day

"I loaned my cell phone to Bill Cosby Now I can't get it to wake up."

"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."

"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"

"I always make sure to buy high quality toilet paper... If you get the cheap stuff, you'll pay for it in the end."

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."

"What's Hitler's favourite sausage? Frankfuhrers."

"You know, I really liked the rule of Nero. Rome was pretty lit at the time."

"Wife called up her mom and said, ""He fought with me again,I'm coming to live with you."" Mom replied, no no my daughter, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you."

"All I have is blood on my hands now. Papercut"

"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."