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Joke of the Day

"[Jokes] What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before."

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"I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"
"TIL I have something in common with Russell Wilson. [We're both not having sex with Ciara](http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/russell-wilson-ciara-aren-sex-article-1.2283745)"
"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."
"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"
"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."
"what sign on your phone does a dog hate the most The pound sign."
"If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging... Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!"
"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."
"*5 puts on shoes* Me: they're on the wrong feet. 5: but I can't... Me: can't..? 5 I don't have any more feet to put them on. Me: touche"