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Joke of the Day

"If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging... Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!"

"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, ""Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."" It made me cross."

"Two blondes walk into a bar... The brunette ducks"

"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."

"Me: my best friend is my wife Everyone: awwww My Best Friend Carl: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR WIFE"

"Knock knock. Come in."

"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"

"Want to read a joke about pizza? Never-mind, it's too cheesy!"

"Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days."

"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"