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Joke of the Day

"If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging... Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!"

"Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License? Because she got an F in sex."

"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"

"Technology Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? We will get around to it sooner or later."

"Based on his ability to hide poop, my cat would be the worst criminal of all time."

"If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat."

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them."

"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"