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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."

"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."

"Did you hear about the restroom for pencils? It's for #2 only."

"""I want to drink but not have a good time. One Bud Light, please."""

"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"Two ducks are in a pond One says ""quack!"" The other says ""man, i was just about to say that!"""

"why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? because he was far out."

"If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted."

"I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano."