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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a packet of jelly beans Nobody likes the black ones"
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"A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far."
"[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail"
"Why is Donald Trump such a surprise? People did Nazi him coming."
"Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like."
"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."
"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"
"Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers? Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian"
"Wanna know the secret to a good marriage? Sleep. Cant do anything wrong while sleeping. Unless you talk in your sleep, then youre dead."
"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."