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Joke of the Day
"What do Russians and gays have in common? They both like bears."
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"America has to stop all this violence overseas so we can focus on doing nothing to stop violence back here in America."
"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"
"What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular? This post."
"""You think I'm smart, right?"" Not tonight baby, I'm too tired to fight. Annnd that's how the fight started."
"I stash my weed in the middle of a bunch of Russian nesting dolls so when the cops are searching for it they give up like after 5 dolls."
"I am a perfect role model... ...for someone who takes ""how much can you fuck up your life?"" As an actual challenge."
"Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving."
"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"
"What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash? Take your time, there's no Rush..."