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Joke of the Day
"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."
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"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"
"Thanks for putting your kid on the phone so he could say hi. It changed my life."
"Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!**"
"How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb? It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch."
"Apparantly there is a term for Baywatch actors in their midlife crisis. It's called the Hoff-time show."
"I saw a spider in my bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got in an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch."
"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."
"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"
"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."