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Joke of the Day
"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."
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"Nut allergic people can't get anything for free Because the stuff they buy must be nut free"
"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"
"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."
"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."
"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"I had a nosebleed all of the sudden in the kitchen Now how am I supposed to tell them that my wife fell on the knife?"
"Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt? Because only an old GIZA would live there!"
"What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller? A Ferris Wheel."
"*turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume* ""Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have."""