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Joke of the Day
"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."
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"You said you run for fun? You know we have the internet now?"
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"What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company? Capital Juan"
"Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. What a semi."
"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."
"I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold."
"Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane"
"I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments"