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Joke of the Day
"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."
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"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."
"Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth? Two towers."
"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"
"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""
"100% of people who eat in the dining area of the grocery store are murderers."
"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""
"I just saw two guys high five. What the hell? I thought we got rid of these people."