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Joke of the Day
"I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore. My flu shot must be kicking in."
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"Left-handed people can't do anything right."
"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."
"If at first you don't succeed tell yourself a litany of excuses then numb yourself with Oreo blizzards."
"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"
"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."
"I thought it was a compliment to tell a girl she looked like Ronda Rousey... I guess I should've left off the ""after she got kicked in the face"" part."
"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."
"[Meta] A word on 9/11 jokes."
"When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris."