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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
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"How do mermaids give birth? Via Sea-Section"
"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."
"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."
"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."
"Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!"
"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."
"""Mom, I found out I had colon cancer today."" ""REALLY? What are the symptoms??"" ""Why do I always have to start a list..."""
"I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming ""That's not what I said!"""
"Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch."