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"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"
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"Women love a man in uniform, but especially a uniform made from chocolate bars and $100 bills."
"Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average."
"I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant"
"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."
"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."
"""How did the Russians help Donald Trump win the election?"" They made the Democrats deliver on their promises of transparency."
"The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum"
"you know who else had a ""fun hat phase""? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy"
"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."