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Joke of the Day
"Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong."
Next Joke
"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."
"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."
"The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama."
"I hate being that creepy guy outside your window, but damn girl it's 7:30 already. You're gonna be late for work."
"Home is the place where you can scratch your butt and balls exactly where it's itching"
"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her pants? Self-employed"
"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."
"My doctor told me my stool was loose. I apologized. I should have warned him before he sat on it."
"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""