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Joke of the Day

"We need to make music cool again people. If you go home with someone and they have a Justin Bieber CD in their music collection, don't fcuk them."

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"Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it."
"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"
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"What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
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