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Joke of the Day
"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."
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"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"
"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."
"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."
"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."
"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."
"What kind of cheese gives out money? Prova*loan* I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:"
"What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed."