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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing."

"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"

"Ayy, lets get the denk jokes up in here. ONLY THE DANKEST OF THE DANK (this is my first post)"

"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."

"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"

"My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes. He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes."

"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."

"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"

"Isn't it so awkward when you misplace a Rolex? It's like, do I want to tell people that there's a free Rolex on the loose? Relatable, right?"