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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"
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"USA: ""Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?"" Canada: ""OK."" *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*"
"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."
"What does a horny frog say? Rubbit. Stole this from a friend."
"What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys? A Neckromancer"
"What kind of underwear do old people wear? ...Depends."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"
"Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to ""make America grate again."""
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