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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."
Next Joke
"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"
"It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm."
"Maybe Michael J. Fox could get a new show where his character doesn't have Parkinson's but he's a conductor aboard a moving train."
"My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations."
"My 20y/o brother went to Elementary school.. To learn firebending"
"Why should trees never sign birthday cards? Because they're always so *Sappy*!"
"364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up."
"Why Didn't Batman Go To Church? Because of Christian Bail"
"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"