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Joke of the Day
"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."
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"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"
"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"
"7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space"
"I think I will take my next drivers license picture drunk so I can say pshaw! I always look like that."
"Qui-gon: You will give me the parts Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers? Watto: I will give you the parts"
"Why do cow wear bells? Because their horn doesn't work!"
"Me: Pack your bags.I won the lottery! G/F: Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff? Me: Doesn't matter, just get out."
"I told my wife .. if she ever wanted to try anal sex, I'd be behind her all the way."
"Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost? He was scared sheetless."