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Joke of the Day

"Goodnight Moon. Goodnight crazy guy in my tree with binoculars."

"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."

"need a last minute valentine's day gift for that special lady? why not give her the timeless gift of my phone number"

"Today I made an immigration officer laugh He was borderline hysterical."

"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."

"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."

"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."

"EU wants to congratulate US for their free healthcare.. .. because you did vote for Bernie didn't you?"

"This invitation says, ""Regrets only,"" so I'm sending them a note that says, ""My hair throughout most of the 90s."""

"When summer comes and California starts burning, try to act surprised."