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Joke of the Day
"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."
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"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."
"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!"
"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters."
"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""
"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field."