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Joke of the Day
"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."
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"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"
"Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes."
"A boy bought some Tesco burgers from the canteen, The dinnerlady asked what he wanted on them. The boy replied: ""I'll have 5 each way!"""
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much cheaper You get more bang for your buck"
"wait did that Australian guy say ""meteorite"" or ""mate are ya alright?"" *gets hit by a meteorite* ""hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
"The interesting thing about the Royal wedding is ... ..... exactly ...."