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Joke of the Day

"Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer."

"I had a Muslim kid in my high school and he was notorious for being late So we called him 9/12"

"I know what a bird can do that you can't. Whistle through its pecker."

"What does a German snake sound like? ...."

"So, i wanted to know what my weight was. 'Holding your belly in is not gonna make you lighter' my wife said. But how am i supposed to see the numbers?"

"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."

"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"

"What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country? M'Laysia"

"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?"