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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"

"Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."

"Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn't stop)"

"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."

"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""

"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."

"Him: Wanna bump uglies, baby? Me: Ooh, yes please! * Grabs two ugly people and starts smacking them against each other. *"

"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says ""Tremendous"", ""Sad"", and ""Pathetic""."