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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
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"[first date] Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole Her: I know how juice boxes work Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?"
"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"
"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."
"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."
"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."
"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."
"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"
"I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside."
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."