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Joke of the Day
"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"
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"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."
"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"
"I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom."
"My wife claims watching me do karate ""isn't foreplay."" Why am I even alive."
"I always do my best work stoned. You can ask any of my ex-bosses."
"What do you call a pothead with two spliffs? Double jointed"
"To save a bit of money on e-cigarettes I've started to roll my own batteries."
"If I ever wake up on Christmas Day and there's a Mercedes outside with a giant ribbon on it, I'm gonna assume it has an ignition bomb"