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Joke of the Day
"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"
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"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb has to do the changing."
"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"
"To the cars honking behind me, Sorry I held up the drive thru line for 5 minutes counting to make sure I got all 50 of my McNuggets"
"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."
"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."
"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast!"
"*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*"