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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who raises poultry? A chicken tender."
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"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."
"What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?"
"How are Oklahoma 3.2 beers like sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how"
"If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them."
"What do methheads and Mormons have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."
"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"
"Did you hear about the plane full of anorexics that crashed? There were no FAT-alities, but everyone felt really, really dead."
"I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home."