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Joke of the Day

"What do English class and a UFO have in common? Zeugma, tmesis, and polyptoton call it home!"

"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."

"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."

"As a European, I was always troubled by 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just how much is that in grams?"

"How do birds kiss? They give a peck to the cheek."

"I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids! What is with ewe people!?"

"What kind of tableware do gym trainers use? Pilates"

"How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."

"I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good"