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Joke of the Day

"I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good"

"What's the difference between weed and pussy? If you can smell weed across the room, that means its good."

"Netflix should double as a dating site and be like ""here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."""

"Here's a joke about the Reddit admins. [deleted]"

"WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward."

"Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter? Chapped lips"

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."

"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."

"Imagine how hard you'd cry if you found out your mom had been eaten by a wolf WHILE you were chopping onions."