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Joke of the Day
"Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim!"
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"I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car."
"I know a guy who owns an electrics and wiring company. He swears by employing only Germans and sending about a dozen of them to each contract.... He reckons that many Hans make lights work."
"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."
"I went to subway today, and they gave me the wrong sandwich oops, wrong sub."
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"There's a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain."
"Girlfriends are like grenades. If you put a ring on them they won't blow."
"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker."