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Joke of the Day
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."
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"who said math is the universal language? hey, numbers-- speak english!"
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"Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists""."
"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."
"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"
"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."
"You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood."
"Reddit CEO Ellen Pao is such a .. [Deleted]"
"All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous. I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff."