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"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."
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"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."
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"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""
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"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."
"Meant to say, ""Let me check my calendar and get back to you."" What came out: ""I'm available anytime"""
"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."
"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"
"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"