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Joke of the Day

"[Going through rubble after a house fire] Her [holding photo albums]: Totally ruined. Me [holding slices of bread]: Pretty much toast."

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"What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder."
"What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog."
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"What happens to lawyers after they die? They lie still."