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Joke of the Day

"Why does Indiana Jones hate the letters ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y Because they're not Zs. Sorry."

"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"

"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children."

"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."

"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses."

"Success is like Pregnancy Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"