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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies want? Graaaaiiiiinss!"
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"Why does the Easter Bunny go around hiding all those eggs? Because he doesn't want everyone to know that he's been fucking that chicken."
"What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? They gave him the cold shoulder."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"
"How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala? McAfee Removal Tool"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken Sedan!"
"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"
"Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn't speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels."
"[airport] For $800 more you can upgrade to Arctic Class What's that? Same as coach but the flight staff is penguins [slaps table] SOLD"
"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."