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Joke of the Day
"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
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"Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer-WRONG!"
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter that son of a bitch still won't come when u call it"
"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."
"Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? She saw the salad dressing."
"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."
"Me: I wish for a lightsaber. Genie: Be realistic. Me: Ok, I wish for a boyfriend. Genie: Would you like your lightsaber in blue or green?"
"How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth"
"Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY? A lack of shelf awareness."